That is it. My last few hours as a jobless person. From tomorrow I join the Big Bad Corporate World. For the rest of my life (or at least for some years into the future), I shall be groaning to wake up every morning, crying as I wear uncomfortable formal clothes, limping with pointy heels, pretending to be a polite person and clambering up the steep organizational ladder. I have pressed my clothes, washed my hair, practiced my fake laugh and learnt to be diplomatic. But, I am still not prepared to start working. My last hopes of clinging on to being a kid are fast slipping away.
No more all-day-sitcom-watching, no more sleeping till noon, no more movie marathons, no more showers in the evening, no more reality TV shows till 2 in the night… no more blogging from my laptop at home.
From now on, I shall blog from my office. A new era beckons!
16 comments:
Yay! Same pinch :) All the best :)
I like that you are starting a job when the worst employment news comes out. Unemployment is a statistic. One person that wants to find a job is not a statistic...if one wants one job they will find it:
http://www.realmatch.com
http://www.monster.com
http://www.careerbuilder.com
You see?
Bluh. You don't have a fake laugh..
hey!
great stuff.congratulations and all the best. :-)
All the best!
:)
Kailash - Gimme a 5! Yay!
Richard Jennings - Errrm.
Shrik - Muhahahahaha! (Yes, I do)
Multi Menon, Devika, Sandeep - Thanks!!
Why would one wear a pointed heals and limp?
But i have heard SUPER GIRLS NEVER CHANGE..Any way best wishes...Afterall corporate world is not that bad...
Me too blog..
do visit..
pointed heels ... mad or wat .... wear ur floaters to work [:P]..... pointed heels indeed ... newaz since tis comes after u join work ... wish u all the best with the foosebal table :D:D
So you already know about "fake laugh and being diplomatic"
You know what its not easy to be fake.... it's a great art...and so is the art of "pretending" .....but I am sure you'll do well now...
Congratulations - you can now gossip by the coffee machine, bitch about the boss and fall in love with a co-worker...makes you wonder why you ever got out of bed :-)
arun sundar - haven't you heard the unwritten rule in silent corporate offices? The higher your heels, the higher you grow. Also, the more painful it is!
karthik - sadly, the table is gone!
akshay, man in painting - thanks for reading!
Fall in love with a co-worker? *raises eyebrow*
all the very best :-)
be a trendsetter...climb up the ladder very fast wearing flats :-D
u?..pointed heels??...Iam already getting a crick in my neck!
ATB, girl! :)
- JoJo
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